Written from a prompt: Person A is thinking sexually graphic or generally odd thoughts and suddenly panics and thinks, "If you're a mind reader, cough right now." Person B coughs. Takes place just after the Season Five episode, The Replacement, then goes AU. There are seven chapters in this story and I've completed it, so there won't be a long wait between updates. Yay!

Buffy takes a night off. Hijinks ensue. This started out cruising down Humor Lane then took a sharp right onto Angst Avenue. Part of me thinks it ends up being a bit AU, while another part thinks this could have happened in canon. I'll let you decide.

Set sometime during the sexcapades of Season Six. This is just a little one-shot showing a brief interaction between Buffy and Spike. No warnings.