"Really, Godric! Using your ratty old hat to Sort our students? Here, use my yarmulke. It's much more elegant." Okay, so Salazar would have said "kippa," not "yarmulke," but who cares except us Ravenclaws? AU Sorting of various characters.

Draco faces his boggart a second time. But first, Professor Lupin tells him a story. Mentor fic. Sequel to "Fear of the Father" by Black-Kimauri, in a completely different style.

Who was Napoleon Bonaparte Prince? Why was Theodora Granger-Snape named after a prostitute? How did Hermione become richer than Draco? What was the worst thing Dumbledore ever did to Snape? Is Harry the Good Cop or the Bad Cop? AU, SSHG, Modified NextGen.

The orphans always looked forward to their rare trips to the cinema. Tommy especially liked the cartoons. Sixty years later, those cartoons would provide the key to defeating the Boy Who Lived. AU, character death.

Snape takes Harry on his first Horcrux hunt, and shows him how to contaminate a potion. AU Half-Blood Prince. Plenty of snark, absolutely no affection of any kind. Inspired by Loten's "Chasing the Sun".

Sixth-year girls of all four houses get together for their traditional night of contests, drink, and unspoken secrets. SSHG, though Sev himself does not appear until the Epilogue. Later chapters rated T for sexual humor.