What if the Blood Protection over Harry actually worked? What if, Dumbledore was right? A mercenary contract, a frustrated assassin, and a 6 year old Harry Potter who has no idea what in the world is happening around him. Not canon compliant. No major bashing, except maybe Voldemort.

Julia Granger never knew the monster she unleashed that day. Apparently, Muggle devices and Magic really did work well, especially the destructive kind. Who knew? post GoF. Gen.

When Sirius Black listened to his mind and not his heart, Harry was saved from a terrible childhood. But what would it mean for the Wizarding World? My take on 'Sirius rescues Harry' idea. It won't follow canon for too long.

Dumbledore was a prankster at heart, but the two wars have managed to bottle up this side of him, and he lives his life as The Wizard of the Light should. But when Umbridge starts ruffling too many of his feathers, he basically goes "fuck this." The Wizarding World wouldn't be ready for the Old Man and his Protege. Sporadic Updates.

Harry expects the end of the bloody tournament, and receives death. Don't worry, he gets better. An AU where Voldemort was actually as charismatic and silver-tongued as is said in canon. He knows strategies and knows how to utterly destroy his enemies before he ever raises his wand. How will Harry cope with it, even including a little mystical help? Gen. Sporadic Updates.

A collection of ideas that have been rattling inside my head, which may or may not grow to be bigger stories. Contains solo and crossover fics, but will all contain Harry Potter. UPDATE: Now adding some drabbles in the Make A Wish universe (will contain Mr Black).

Nobody. At least, not Harry. Through unusual circumstances, Harry comes across the game of Jumanji. Somehow it ends up being played by the entire Dumbledore's Army. In the Room of Requirement. Once again, who thought it was a good idea? Good ol' Crack, mixed with occasional madness and mayhem. Pairing undecided (and not by author's choice).

Death is unhappy to gift the Hallows to the three brothers, and each object is cursed with Death. What will Harry do, when he finds that the Hallows keep coming back? Not focused on pairing. NOT SLASH. Post DH, but EWE.

One-shots collected from the many prompts I have found over at Reddit. They will all be either complete stories, or incomplete shorts that I have no intention of completing. Mostly Crack, with occasional drama and adventure. I am marking this as complete, but I will update this whenever I post another one-shot at Reddit. Rating is T because it will have everything from K-T.

Self Insert. Hopefully new. I find myself in the body of one Hermione Granger. Hijinks ensue.

Parody. An honest visit to Gringotts post OotP. Crack.

Every Harry-Dumbledore confrontation ever. A parody one-shot.

When Harry gets trapped in the Graveyard, it's time to pull out the big guns

Harry, betrayed by his best friend and Dumbledore, decides that he deserves a vacation. There he finds control, power, and peace. This is a journey, from boyhood to adulthood. Post OotP. Not focused on pairing. NOT SLASH. Sporadic updates.

One-shot. Crackfic. The Monster Book of Monsters has escaped, and Harry must try to find it. Will he have what it takes to capture a particularly vicious Book?

After suffering through another taunt by Malfoy, Neville snaps. How far will his insanity take him? During DH. Gen.

The problem - magical population is critically low. The solution? Everyone has to marry Muggles. My take on the idea. Sporadic updates

Harry left everyone to live life as a muggle, but will the past ever leave him alone? How will he change the past, knowing what the future holds? Time-Travel. Post DH. EWE. Not Slash.

"We were a proud people, with our laws, our games, art, and history. We were Goblins of the Old. See a glimpse, human, of what our life was before we were forced to flee underground, of how we had to learn the ways of the stone and metal to survive in your world. Read, and then repeat the same mistakes again. Because that's what you humans always do." Pre-Hogwarts. Goblin-centric.

One-shot. Post War. The Ministry creates a Memorial to honour the dead and inspire the living. Harry understands what it means to be a symbol to the people. NOT SLASH.