The rise of the Dark Lord plunges the wizarding world into chaos, and it seeps into the Muggle world. Two Muggles, once soldiers, are pulled into another war to save London, their friends, and themselves. Set during the events of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. M for language, lewd humor, and people getting shot.

If you think IT support at a school is bad, try being the sole IT for a magic school. Presented is a series of stories from Bob, the Hogwarts IT Guy. Warning: Rated M for excessive swearing.