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PerplexingParadox

  • The Drunker the Better! At Least, With Hot Company

    By PerplexingParadox • Updated: 6 Oct 2011 • Published: 6 Oct 2011 • 3,371 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    It's funny that the world's savior, a valiant Gryffindork, wouldn't know how to take shots. Cue the devious Slytherin to the rescue! Rated T for language and themes, rating will change next chapter

  • The Life of a Portrait, Nothing to Do but Watch

    By PerplexingParadox • Updated: 9 Aug 2011 • Published: 16 Jul 2011 • 2 Chapters • 1,648 words • 0 followers • Romance/Angst • Fred W., George W. • Rating: M • In Progress

    A portrait does her duty, and keeps incriminating knowledge to herself. But that doesn't mean that she can't see what others are blinded to. The Fat Lady has watched the Weasley Twins for many a year, and knows exactly what she sees. M in later chapters.

  • Serve Until Death

    By PerplexingParadox • Updated: 1 Aug 2011 • Published: 1 Aug 2011 • 1,280 words • 0 followers • Angst/Tragedy • Draco M., Harry P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Servants of the Dark Lord must remain as such until death. In fact, that isn't saying much, for the Dark Mark tends to bring death along. Rated for depressing themes. Read with hesitance!

  • It's Not Incest, It's Masturbation

    By PerplexingParadox • Updated: 4 Jul 2011 • Published: 4 Jul 2011 • 1,960 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Fred W., George W. • Rating: M • Completed

    Harry stumbles across something that he really did NOT intend to see. Luckily for him, the twins have a perfectly reasonable explanation for him. Lemon PWP One-Shot