You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll spray milk out of your noses. scholarlydimwit's best yet - an emotional, heart-wrenching story of an orphaned wizard. And You Thought You Knew about him. You don't know anything...yet. Parody of Sorcerer's Stone/Humor
Ehmagod...I'm, like...Romilda VANE! This is, like, my posse: Violet, Rose, Tulip, and -you guessed it- Geranium. Join Romilda and her geeky, gothic, lezzy, and hippy friends as they force you to listen to their adventures at Hogwarts! R:TEEN