Spirited, sock-crazed Dobby meets diabolical, ring-obsessed Gollum through a dating agency. Warning SLASH SLASH SLASH (OK maybe I just said that so you would read it. This is a meaningful heart-felt love-story between two misunderstood characters…who am I

Harry would do anything to be a woman, and with a little help from aunt Petunia's make-up bag, he is half way there. But will he have the confidence to reveal his secret? Will people ever learn to call him Harriet?

Sirius and James were not always the best of friends. When James starts to go out with the bitchy Lily, Sirius starts to feel left out. Meanwhile, Sirius finds out about Dumbledore's drug problem and his passionate love affair with M.Pomfrey