Wait... Harry's pregnant? Dumbeldore's acting oddly? Cho's cheering on Draco? What's going on? Harry would love to know that too!
It's James fault! I don't care what anyone says if he hadn't left me alone this whole mess wouldn't have happened! Confused? I should think so. Well I guess I should start at the beginning, my name is Sirius Black and this is what happened: Please review
Harry's friends, family, and enemies decided they shood enlighten him on the facts of life! Not sure why i wrote this, will hopefully be a laugh review and let me know what you think!