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  • 103 ways to Annoy Voldemort

    By dont.kill.me.please • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 24 Apr 2008 • 1,387 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K+ • Completed

    title says it all...very funny

  • Jurassic Potter

    By dont.kill.me.please • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 24 Apr 2008 • 2 Chapters • 2,168 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M., Hermione G. • Rating: T • In Progress

    What happens when Harry and co get sent to the island of Jurassic Park? Not compatable with OotP, HBP, and DH

  • Dreamcatcher

    By dont.kill.me.please • Updated: 14 May 2008 • Published: 14 May 2008 • 1,730 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Remus L., OC • Rating: T • In Progress

    No one ever knew about the fith marauder. Remus didn't like to talk about it. Follow Vixie, our fith marauder as she pulls pranks, gets into heaps of trouble, and falls in love with the unexpected... Mayhap an epilouge if i get enough reviews!

  • 13 ways to annoy Draco Malfoy

    By dont.kill.me.please • Updated: 26 Apr 2008 • Published: 26 Apr 2008 • 205 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • Completed

    haha!

  • 101 ways to annoy Snape

    By dont.kill.me.please • Updated: 26 Apr 2008 • Published: 26 Apr 2008 • 7,123 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • Completed

    didn't write, but it's really funny