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  • The lost fics: Part 1 of 3ish Cockroach Clusters

    Sirius sneaks his boyfriend into Honeydukes one day... A fic I forgot to upload some time ago. SBRL, SLASH, SLIGHT LEMON!

  • What Happens in Guard Stays in Guard

    Sirius, Remus, and James are all in their high school Color Guard, and very happy being "straight." But what happens when everyone's favorite pups are thrown in an awkward situation by a drill mistake? Will love or disaster follow? SBRL/AU/MATURE

  • Deal

    Draco likes to go clubbing, except when he meets people he knows...

  • Flooed

    An accident with some floo powder sends Harry back to 1942.

  • Gorgeously Warm and Delicious

    Remus would never have guess that his homework could lead him to such a place. After all, he had been diligently working on an essay, and somehow ended up in bed with Sirius and chocolate, two of his favorite things in the world. -YAOI -LEMON

  • A Lesson in Vocab

    I took one of my school vocabulary sheets 25 words and tried to write a piece my teacher definitely wouldn't approve of with all of them. SBRL, MPreg, a tiny lemon. I would have preferred a larger one, but my brain wasn't working!

  • Alternative Uses for A Drumstick

    After guard practice, Sirius and Remus find out that there is more to do with a drumstick than just beat a drum. Warnings: AU SBRL Don't try this at home. Large rambling author's note.

  • Because of Remus

    Sirius and Regulus get together to celebrate the "death" of a family member only to make a "shocking" discovery. Implied Slash, Drunkenness, and some OOCness. Written with the help of my oneshot generator.

  • A Night Of Insanity: Part 2 of 4: JamesSirius

    My friends and I spent a night writing smutty Oneshots. This AU features a James/Sirius pairing presented in a highschool color guard. Written in 20 minutes, edited in about 5. It's also a good example of why I should be aloud near a keyboard after 11pm.