A tale about a boy named John Egbert, who is psychotic and has strong feelings towards an ironic boy named Dave Strider. John will do all he can to keep Dave for himself. Dave still loves John, yet he is frightened. What will he do? Trigger warnings: dubcon, gore, violence, death, stalking, slight blood kinks, and etc.

A tale of an ironic cool kid and an ironic nerd boy who decide to have a little bit of fun while a thunderstorm goes about outside. Betty Crocker comes along and kidnaps the beautiful shota boy named John. It is Dave's duty to save him. PepsiCola Hammertime