Viserys Targaryen is about to seal his destiny with his sister Daenerys and the great Dothraki warrior Khal Drogo... Until the tables turn dramatically, leaving Daenerys to storm King's Landing with her newly acquired Dothraki army and three dragons while Viserys gets to know his new "friend" Khal Drogo... and not the way he dreamed he would. Parody of GRRM's works. Reviews please.

The century is 1400. Time has begun to move differently since Daniel Fortesque defeated the sorcerer Zarok, and now decades move like months. Zarok's spells have re-emerged, as they're wont to do when Englishmen are about, and the once glorious land of Gallowmere has begun to sink beneath the ocean. Now Dan's had to trade arm-wrestling with Megwynne Stormbinder with a war... again.