Told from the point of view of a painting at Hogwarts.
O/C A. Decus is an ordinary muggle who's life is changed when he falls into The Order of the Phoenix. Adventures with Fred & George, flying pestrals with Luna Lovegood, and detention with Umbridge, his life is far from ordinary.
Harry gives Ginny an extra special birthday present, but it turns out to be something more than just an ordinary doll, what will happen next?
The title says it all. All the ways J.K. Rowling attempted to kill Harry. Written in dialogue form instead of a list. Please R&R!
Just the slightest bit AU to allow me some space to write. Almost classic Lily/James, but I put a spin on the plot. Newly rewritten!
Baised on the poem by Clement Clarke Moore , only a Harry Potter version.