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Alexei Noire

  • Big Momma Hermione

    By Alexei Noire • Updated: 15 Jun 2006 • Published: 28 Jul 2005 • 3 Chapters • 2,192 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    Hermione Granger discovered that she had a great liking for Jaffa Cakes and grew and grew until she became the great bellowing beast that she is here. Chock full of pure nonsense and ... fun. READ IT!

  • The Very Stupid Fanfic

    By Alexei Noire • Updated: 9 Oct 2004 • Published: 6 Oct 2004 • 2 Chapters • 2,056 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    One day a Fanfiction.net author realised how stupid some stories about HP turn out,so he went and made his very own stoopid story which is so out-of-character, so out-of-touch that I'm lucky I don't live anywhere near JK lest she hunt me down.

  • Harry Potter and Mystery of the Wet Bottoms!

    By Alexei Noire • Updated: 11 Sep 2004 • Published: 11 Sep 2004 • 460 words • 0 followers • Humor/Drama • Rating: M • In Progress

    As Sixth Year begins for the Hogwarts bunch - a new mystery looms out of the shadows... a particularly wet one! Contains hints of slash! WET BOTTOMS GALORE!

  • Legally Blonde Hogwarts

    By Alexei Noire • Updated: 5 May 2004 • Published: 15 Aug 2003 • 9 Chapters • 6,745 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: M • Completed

    The life of men, make up and pink acessories! COMPLETE

  • Starcross'd Lovers

    By Alexei Noire • Updated: 31 Aug 2003 • Published: 25 Aug 2003 • 2 Chapters • 3,054 words • 0 followers • Romance/Angst • Rating: M • In Progress

    From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of starcross'd lovers take their life. BellatrixSirius DracoHarry pairing. Contains SLASH.

  • Black Magick

    By Alexei Noire • Updated: 26 Aug 2003 • Published: 15 Aug 2003 • 14 Chapters • 38,019 words • 0 followers • Supernatural • Rating: T • In Progress

    Tales of the Black Family's time at Hogwarts! R&R pleeeeeeeease!

  • SnogWhore's School of Bitchcraft and Sodomy

    By Alexei Noire • Updated: 21 Aug 2003 • Published: 15 Aug 2003 • 4 Chapters • 12,556 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    XXXThe Randiest School on the planet!XXX

  • Ginny in the Wonderland of Oz!

    By Alexei Noire • Updated: 15 Aug 2003 • Published: 15 Aug 2003 • 1,359 words • 0 followers • Humor • Ginny W. • Rating: M • In Progress

    INSANE One Part Story!

  • Harry Potter the Adult Years

    By Alexei Noire • Updated: 15 Aug 2003 • Published: 15 Aug 2003 • 11 Chapters • 23,096 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Horror • Rating: M • Completed

    A Kerazy Adventure of Harry after Hogwarts!COMPLETE