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  • A Member of the Faculty

    By Caipora • Updated: 12 Jul 2006 • Published: 12 Jul 2006 • 1,568 words • 0 followers • Humor • Dolores U. • Rating: M • Completed

    The ladies of Hogwarts meet to wrestle with a directive from Dumbledore: It is a Hogwarts tradition to always accommodate a Member of the Faculty.

  • What can you do for three hours with a pumpkin?

    By Caipora • Updated: 27 Nov 2005 • Published: 27 Nov 2005 • 1,846 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Ron W. • Rating: M • Completed

    Harry and Ron are stuck in the Grangers' London apartment for three hours on a hot August afternoon. With a pumpkin.

  • The Letter of the Law

    By Caipora • Updated: 17 Feb 2003 • Published: 17 Feb 2003 • 4,155 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Albus D. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Hogwarts' lawyer visits to resolve a semester of student problems, including a localized growing potion, parents who don't approve of a werewolf boyfriend, and a peeping ghost. He finds nothing that a bit of bribery and blackmail can't solve. Note: Those

  • Fred and George Branch Out

    By Caipora • Updated: 20 Dec 2001 • Published: 20 Dec 2001 • 1,825 words • 0 followers • Humor • George W. • Rating: M • In Progress

    When children's novelties don't find a market, what are two enterprising boys to do?

  • Alien Sex and Illinois Law

    By Caipora • Updated: 11 Dec 2001 • Published: 11 Dec 2001 • 2 Chapters • 2,111 words • 0 followers • Parody • Rating: K • In Progress

    A campaigner against "Harry Potter Porn" finds out - the hard way - what happens when jihads inspire pogroms.

  • The Scent of Trouble

    By Caipora • Updated: 13 Nov 2001 • Published: 7 Nov 2001 • 8 Chapters • 24,904 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Ron W., Harry P. • Rating: M • Completed

    Now COMPLETE. Slash, smut, skin, oh my! A weekend away goes awry when Hermione uses spells from the Restricted Shelves of Hogwarts Library to make golems and enchanted perfume. Warning: Mature themes, juvenile humor.