In which Dudley falls in love with entirely the wrong sort of woman...

One fine summer morning the Potter children are obnoxious, Ginny makes waffles, and Harry can't seem to remember who Ron is.

When Harry goes missing, Ginny launches into a downward spiral as she, Ron, and Hermione try to find him. Meanwhile, the Potter children have their own plan for rescuing their dad. No one is safe, and all is mostly certainly not well.

A chance meeting with an old schoolmate causes Hermione to recall things she'd rather leave forgotten. And other stuff happens, too.

Sirius may, or may not, be a werewolf. He's not too sure how he feels about this, but in the meantime he and Remus have a tete a tete in the Shrieking Shack. [Oneshot]

Ginny and Draco find themselves stuck in a closet with only each other for company. Forced to make conversation or be completely bored, they choose the former... One-shot.

The tale of a friendship sundered by romance, as told by the odd one out. Pointless one-shot.

Minerva is given the thankless task of coming up with a set of rules to keep the students off of each other.

Harry Potter is only slightly mad, as he will assure you as often as you need to hear it. Or is he offering you tea? Mind you don't step on a crocodile, you might hurt its feelings.

A very short very fluffy piece in which fears get relieved, that ever-present irony gets a cameo, and Remus gets his name.

Sirius makes a few "traitorous rat" comments about Peter's new animagus form and James comforts him when he is upset about it afterwards. Prepare to choke on a smore of fluff and irony.

Jesse gets a new book and shows it off to a ghost that lives in her room. It's relevant somehow, really. Don't be discouraged by the OC, she's of no particular importance....

A vaguely humorous tale that explains a few things about the old wedding photo in Harry's album: Where are Remus and Peter and just what is Sirius laughing about?