Alyssa had a relatively normal life. A 9-5 job, friends, pets, a home- everything she could ask for and then some. However, Wonderland thinks differently. Now she has to deal with trigger happy rabbits, a hermit clockmaker, and Alice's antics, as if she didn't have enough to deal with at home. Will this foul mouthed, short tempered woman make her way home? She really hopes so.