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  • Harry Potter and the 2020 Election

    By HarryCumSquat • Updated: 26 Jan 2020 • Published: 26 Jan 2020 • 616 words • 0 followers • Humor/Suspense • Harry P. • Rating: T • Completed

    harry destroys bernie sarnder and donlad trump dies.

  • Harry Potter and the Second Amendment

    By HarryCumSquat • Updated: 21 Dec 2019 • Published: 21 Dec 2019 • 350 words • 0 followers • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry utilizes the power of the Second Amendment to defeat Voldemort

  • Ron sells drugs

    By HarryCumSquat • Updated: 21 Dec 2019 • Published: 21 Dec 2019 • 399 words • 0 followers • Suspense/Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Ron goes to bolivia to sell drugs and dies.

  • Harry Potter and the Elf Problem

    By HarryCumSquat • Updated: 15 Dec 2019 • Published: 15 Dec 2019 • 452 words • 0 followers • Suspense/Friendship • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry finds a solution to the problem of the Elves

  • Harry Potter and the Fall of the European Union

    By HarryCumSquat • Updated: 15 Dec 2019 • Published: 15 Dec 2019 • 1,184 words • 0 followers • Humor/Crime • Harry P., Albus D., C. Fudge • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry destroys the European Union.

  • Harry Potter and the 6 slash 50

    By HarryCumSquat • Updated: 14 Dec 2019 • Published: 14 Dec 2019 • 662 words • 0 followers • Mystery/Tragedy • Ron W., Albus D., Seamus F., Dean T. • Rating: T • In Progress

    A murder has occurred at Hogwarts, but who's behind it?

  • Harry Potter and the Six Million

    By HarryCumSquat • Updated: 16 Nov 2019 • Published: 16 Nov 2019 • 239 words • 0 followers • Humor/Tragedy • Harry P., Albus D. • Rating: M • Completed

    Dumbledore has some interesting news for the entirety of Hogwarts

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Ford Anglia 39bhp

    By HarryCumSquat • Updated: 9 Nov 2019 • Published: 9 Nov 2019 • 947 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry contemplates existence, Ron crashes a car and Hermione dies.