The last person widower and reformed Death Eater Draco Malfoy expects to see at his usual muggle bar is Hermione Granger. Weasley now, ever since just after the war ended. He needs a distraction from his own loss and scotch and one night stands wasn't cutting it anymore. Maybe a blast from the past is just what he needs to process his loss. Maybe she is finally able to move on.

Three times Hermione Granger takes her friends out drinking in Muggle London and the chaos that follows. From wet t-shirt contests and blow job's Karaoke, bar fights and cornhole To a hen night invaded by the stag party. A good time is guaranteed to be had by all...

By chance Draco and Theo stumble into a muggle bakery where the woman behind the counter and the even more mysterious woman in the kitchen catch their attention. Can they convince the muggles to go out with them without making fools of themselves first?