Four years after the war, Harry Potter meets up with the least likely former classmate. In a muggle bowling alley, no less.
After the inevitable war against Voldemort, the trio and Draco Malfoy make their escape...to Nebraska? Both there and in Britain, trouble arises. PG-13 for language and slash.
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts, and everyone is in sickening, vomit-inducing love. Except Ron that is. Yes, I know it's a little late :)