October 31st, 1981. The Potters have been murdered, and Voldemort has accidentally split his soul again. Instead of fleeing to Albania as a wraith, he attaches himself to little Harry Potter, intending to keep an eye on his horcrux. Harry grows up under the tutelage of a dark lord. But he isn't the only one learning new things.

Hela may have been defeated, but other dangers lurked on the horizon. And sometimes, at the edges of your own mind. Tensions are running high aboard the Statesman as Loki tries to deal with past traumas and a newly crowned Thor.

It's a Hogsmeade weekend, and Harry's still in bed. Ron and Hermione take exception to that.

"The best haunted houses don't murder their guests. Instead, they slowly and sublimely drive them mad." — Heather Havrilesky. Harry Potter never survives under the Dursleys care.