Harry Potter must save everyone from the COOKIE OF DOOM! Chapter Two, Harry Goes to Hogwarts With Cookie Crumbs, now up! (written by my 7-yr-old bro)

“But before you leave, Mr. Malfoy, I’m going to ask you a question. Who are you?” Draco, in his rush to escape this blonde-headed menace, replied scathingly, “I don’t know!” And the more he thought about it, the more he knew it was true.

A moment between Harry and Ginny. Takes place during sixth year. Written as a conversation. Is there more in store? I don't know, to be honest . . .

Flora and Fauna are about to go to their third year at Hogwarts. What they don't know is that an enchanted diary has found its way into unreliable hands, and when it gets passed on, they'll all be in danger. Takes place during CoS. PG for later chapters,

A filk of Vanessa Carlton's "Paradise," Ginny's first year. PG because it's a little freaky. Please tell me what you think of this one, I don't know if it's good.

*OotP spoilers* *PG cause I'm cautious* Luna's view of things, in book five. Who is she crushing on? What IS that spell to turn your enemy's ears into kumquats? Most importantly of all - WHAT IS SHE THINKING?! Here is Loony Lovegood's story.

What the title says. This is supposed to be funny. So please tell me if it's not. Review!

OotP condensed into 87 lines - and since I haven't read it yet...

A silly parody of Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi, as written by Ron

H/Hers beware - don't read or review if you're an H/Her, because you'll probably be offended. Not to be mean, it was just a bit of fun. These are The Good Ship and the Pumpkin Pie, and they do not get along - what do the two ships fight with? And the comm