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  • Weekend Warrior

    By Philosopher • Updated: 2 Aug 2004 • Published: 9 Jul 2004 • 7 Chapters • 11,230 words • 0 followers • Romance/Mystery • N. Tonks, Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Tonks had been missing for 5 days before turning up at Grimmauld Place battered and out of her mind. Now Harry must unravel the mystery of her disappearance while eluding an unknown enemy.

  • Nothing Sacred

    By Philosopher • Updated: 28 Jul 2004 • Published: 29 Jun 2004 • 7 Chapters • 11,941 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • N. Tonks, Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    “You dumped Legolas? But you two were like sooo made for each other!” “Totally. ‘Sides he wanted me to like go to the Grey Havens with him.” “Shyaaa! Like that’s gonna happen.”

  • Fifty Ways

    By Philosopher • Updated: 17 Jul 2004 • Published: 9 Jul 2004 • 2 Chapters • 625 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    How to properly dispose of your Mary Sue after she dies saving the world from Voldemort. Set to the tune of “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon

  • Thank God For the Memories

    By Philosopher • Updated: 23 Jun 2004 • Published: 23 Jun 2004 • 2,888 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • N. Tonks, Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Harry watches Tonks at a holiday gathering.

  • The "Red-Haired" Gambler

    By Philosopher • Updated: 14 Apr 2002 • Published: 14 Apr 2002 • 382 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Ron W. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Parody of "The Gambler" by Kenny Rodgers. My version of the train ride.

  • Five Sent. Fiction

    By Philosopher • Updated: 7 Apr 2002 • Published: 7 Apr 2002 • 67 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Ron W. • Rating: K • In Progress

    A Harry, Hermione, and Ron triangle.