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  • The remains of the* Nimbus2000 talk back!

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 19 Dec 2000 • Published: 19 Dec 2000 • 595 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    From the POV of the Nimbus2000...after being destroyed by the Whomping Willow, he has a few quarrels with Harry! R/R and JOIN METMA!

  • Can Anyone Point me to the Nearest Book Burner?

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 18 Dec 2000 • Published: 18 Dec 2000 • 469 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    Okay, this is from the point of view of a book....which Hermione has been reading ALL the time! It gets a little ticked...(I mean, wouldn't you?) Please R/R and JOIN METMA!

  • Blue on Black

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 16 Dec 2000 • Published: 16 Dec 2000 • 733 words • 0 followers • Rating: K • In Progress

    okay, i'm re-posting this cuz i accidentally deleted it. Blue on black--some wounds never heal. What might have happened the night Harry found out his parents didn't die the way he thought. Please review, even if you tell me it sux!!!! I'd like to know!

  • Shrieking Shack Shennanigans! ^-----^

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 15 Dec 2000 • Published: 15 Dec 2000 • 583 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    there really IS a ghost who lived in the shrieking shack! poor thing, Lupin gets all the credit! lol! R/R and join METMA!

  • Gryffindor's Sword does NOT do Snake Blood!!

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 14 Dec 2000 • Published: 14 Dec 2000 • 571 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    from the point of view of gryffindor's sword! he gets ticked at Harry, R/R, its FUNNY! JOIN METMA!!!

  • If I had a million galleons....

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 12 Dec 2000 • Published: 12 Dec 2000 • 759 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    Ron sings *gag* about being rich and buying Hermione's love. to the tune of "if i had a million dollars" by BNL. read/review PLEASE! GO METMA! ^-^

  • REVENGE of the Mutant Car!!!

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 11 Dec 2000 • Published: 11 Dec 2000 • 1,225 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    co-written by thelonelytaco. the poor little squished flying car gets revenge on Harry and Ron for crashing it...death, mayhem, and humor follow!! (some v/n voldie/narcissa ^-^) METMA ROX!

  • Baby Got Scar

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 8 Dec 2000 • Published: 8 Dec 2000 • 588 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    heh...a take-off of baby got back, and all the witches are rappin' bout harry. A MUST READ! if you like, check out my other fics!

  • The Sorting Hat's Dirty Mouth

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 6 Dec 2000 • Published: 6 Dec 2000 • 558 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    the sorting hat's song is being censored! poor thing! pg for a little cussing. R/R and JOIN METMA!

  • Ickle Ronnie-kin's Poor Broken Wand ^-^

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 4 Dec 2000 • Published: 4 Dec 2000 • 522 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    this is from the point of view of Ron's wand....it isn't too happy about being broken, i mean, would you be? R/R!! and if you like, check out my other fics!

  • The Fat Lady goes on a diet!

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 30 Nov 2000 • Published: 30 Nov 2000 • 424 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    okay, this is from the fat lady's point of view. she gets kinda offended! JOIN METMA! please R/R.

  • Voldemort's Mum

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 28 Nov 2000 • Published: 28 Nov 2000 • 424 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    okay, this is what voldie's mum would tell him if she was alive....hilarious! please R/R. if yew like, go read my other fics!

  • Trelawney's *talented* crystal ball

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 27 Nov 2000 • Published: 27 Nov 2000 • 627 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    well, we all knew Trelawney was a fake, but did anyone wonder if her crystal ball was? i bring you another objects fic! PLEASE R/R! Join METMA!

  • Quick-Quotes Quill bares all! ^-^

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 21 Nov 2000 • Published: 21 Nov 2000 • 597 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    The Quick Quotes Quill NEEDED gossip and lies to live. So, when Hermione cruelly took him away from his master, Rita Skeeter, he has a few choice words to give her.

  • Cauldron Trouble

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 20 Nov 2000 • Published: 20 Nov 2000 • 483 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    this is from neville's cauldron's point of view....poor thing! JOIN METMA!

  • The invisibility cloak's rant! ^-^

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 19 Nov 2000 • Published: 19 Nov 2000 • 501 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    ACK! somehow this got deleted so i'm reposting...this is the invisibility coat's point of view

  • The Pensieve

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 18 Nov 2000 • Published: 18 Nov 2000 • 370 words • 0 followers • Rating: K • In Progress

    this is from the pensieve's point of view...its kinda gloomy, but *i think* its good. JOIN METMA!

  • Car Talk

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 16 Nov 2000 • Published: 16 Nov 2000 • 491 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    the flying car's point of view...he's one sick automotive! ^-^please r/r

  • The Trio and Professor Binns

    By METMA Mandy • Updated: 15 Nov 2000 • Published: 15 Nov 2000 • 626 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Erm...kinda weird...basically a class of History of Magic with some smart allecky comments. This is based on a REALLY boring class! :) My first fic, so please r/r!