Marian, slowly approaching his mid life crisis, is seriously bored with his life so far. All he does is drink cucumber water and alcohol awaiting for something exciting to happen. When his old friend offers a teaching position, how could he resist? Rated for Language.

Marian, slowly approaching his thirties, didn't think there was much more excitement left to feel. Will he still think that after his old friend asks him to teach at Hogwarts? Rated T for Marian's mouth.