"When the doors of Valhalla open, Alaya starts fucking weeping!"- quote from Mephistopheles right before opening the doors st the No-Life king could go through. basically a more serious version of Drac's Fate, still gonna be funny though.

okay so what if Shirou summons count Dracula,what if that is Helsing ultimate's Dracula, What if it is the Abridged version! with his smooth voice! what if Shirou joins the war trained and what if it's all for a cup? Do you want to risk your life for a cup?