With too many rivals, one naturally seeks an advantage over the competition. And so, one of Sasuke's more delinquent fangirls decides to give the least-popular boy in school an offer he can't refuse. NarutoxAU!AmixOCxRTN!Hinata! Lemons on the plate and lolisho shenanigans! You have been warned! This fanfic was written in collaboration with AdVictoriam Custodes.

What if Naruto lived in 22nd century Japan? What if he was the guildmaster of Ainz Ooal Gown? What if another guild with an axe to grind also appeared around the same time? Full summary and warnings inside. OOC!AOG!NarutoxHarem; character death; lemons; incest; yuri; dark fantasy! You have been warned!