I'm not saying I made this fic to revolve around the Payday 2 comically large golden spoon and one day fights evil with it... but this is a fic where a quirkless banking robbing Izuku enjoying the life until one day he finds a comically large golden spoon that has a small chance of setting people on fire.

The boys on Discord have convince me to create Florida Man Izuku. Downside it's a Mina x Deku ship. Bud Light and cocaine will be used, Bakugo is a real friend, Izuku has a pet alligator.