Do you like monsters? Do you like weapons? Do you like magic rocks? Would you like to read about a semi-competent moron killing monsters with weapons using magic rocks while his sleep paralysis demon forces him to commit war crimes? If so, check this out.

After Jaune's misadventures within the Emerald Forest along with the discovery of the Zweihander, he is thrown back into his usual life as a fraud in Beacon Academy. Though, with his Teammates knowing of the night of his intoxication along with evidence of his drunken rampage against Grimm induced impossible odds, things may get a little crazy. Oh, there's also a bored God here.