Alternate Universe. Set right before Desmond was due to be captured by Abstergo. Desmond is instead whisked away by his ancestors, living and breathing in modern time. Additional humorous fluff/family theme. No slash.

Dad jokes and drunken Edward parenting aside, the Kenways have a serious issue. Young Haytham wants to be a Templar, how will his father react? One-shot, derpy family humor for the hell of it. *Updated a little side note at the end