Lucius Malfoy wakes in a Muggle hospital with no clue as to who he is, Harry Potter failed in the 'final battle' and Voldemort is causing havoc to Muggle London as a result, and Lucius is forced to live a Muggle life until he regains his memory.

So, Voldie and the Death Eaters get bored in London town, what happens when they tackle Los Angeles? Not to be taken seriously, rated M just in case. Reviews bring new chapters!