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  • It's Hermione, Thanks

    The plan was this: return to Hogwarts, aim for eight O.s, move on. But when McGonagall summons Hermione, her co-head Justin & the other prefects for an extraordinary meeting ahead of term, she just knows the other shoe's about to drop. And indeed: on the eve of Sept 1st, Hermione finds herself working to fit Draco Malfoy into her schedule... Hogwarts 8th-Year/Hermione POV/Ensemble

  • The Seven Year Witch

    A boy and a girl have been meeting, coincidentally, for seven summers. While they pretty much hate each other most of the year, for those little moments in July or August they manage to see one another in a different light. But will that be quite enough to bring them together? (canon adjacent story; Dramione)

  • The Language of Flowers

    Roses are red, violets are blue... This is a collection of drabbles (500 words) written for the on-going Dramione Last Drabble Writer Challenge. Each chapter is a stand-alone piece responding to the weekly flower prompt. See individual chapters for tags or warnings. Themes: Angst; Major Character Death; Co-Workers to Lovers; Tragedy; Humour

  • Sh-Shopping Spree

    Draco loses a bet and has to visit a muggle sex shop. There, he runs into a certain brunette witch, shopping for supplies. Shaken by the episode, his nights are haunted by several strange and very sexy dreams. Can Draco make sense of it all? And what is Hermione's role in all of this? Lemons. PWP. WIP. ***Nominated for Best Fluff in the Beyond the Book FF Nook Awards***

  • The Worst Cup of Tea

    Draco is distracted at work because he's utterly convinced he craves tea. Can he persuade Granger to skiv off and have a cuppa?

  • A Game of Chance

    For weeks the London Muggle casinos have seen unprecedented losses. When the Muggle & Magical governments get concerned, Hermione is sent in to investigate the poshest of them all, Les Ambassadeurs. Is it all just an un-lucky streak or might be magic to blame? And why does she keep running into Draco bloody Malfoy at the most unfortunate of times? James Bond-inspired Dramione.

  • Bicorn & Chichevache, or: Of Devoted Husbands and Accommodating Wives

    Harry and Ginny discover their taste for a third party in their bedroom. It doesn't take long until Blaise Zabini becomes part of that equation. Smut/Fluff One-Shot. (Tags: Toys, Threesome, Double Vaginal Penetration, Squirting, Sloppy Seconds, Friendly Fire, Shared Wife, Voyeurism, Creampie)

  • XXXXII, or: The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

    Hermione is incensed by sexist adviced shared at work. Draco makes her feel better. Many times over. Cross-posted from AO3. Originally written for SD Valentine's Smut Fest 2019. P with a little P.

  • Dancing Between Chairs

    What to do when you're caught sitting between chairs? You dance your way out of it. After all, there are always friends to help you maintain balance. [Angst. Pregnant!Hermione. Background Draco/Hermione. Friendship Harry & Hermione. One-Shot.]

  • The Sofa and the Quill

    Hermione is very busy and not at all hiding. Not the first time, not the second time, and definitely not the third time Malfoy stopped by her office.

  • Phial 'M' for Murder

    A fortnight before Halloween, Hermione receives two letters: one invites her to the famously exclusive Malfoy Hallowe'en Dinner, the other is a death threat saying she will die that day. Naturally, Hermione does whatever she damn well pleases, and at first, everything seems to go according to plan, but then something goes horribly awry... Dramione Murder Mystery. Ensemble cast.

  • Sound Advice

    A tumblr meme turned Dramione relationship advice.

  • Beach Games

    Ginny is bored and challenges Hermione to a not so innocent game of Buzzword Bingo. It gets even more interesting when two dapper Slytherins appear on the scene.