"Why the hell did you try to do a cartwheel while drunk on a canal?" "I have a well-exercised sense of adventure." A series of non-chronological one-shots based on Laxus and Cana's alcohol-centric adventures.

"I loved you like a storm," he whispers, "like my thunder and my lightning. Like my breath. Like my heartbeat." Her wrists seem delicate as bird-bones. "Lightning breaks whatever it strikes." One-shot.

She dances, and he can't tear his eyes away. One-shot. Fits within the Breakdown universe.

There are a lot of things Laxus Dreyar and Cana Alberona don't do. What happens when the walls keeping them apart start to break down, one by one? A series of interconnected one-shots. Rated M for explicit language and content.