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i AM the Random Idiot

  • Normalcy is Overrated

    By i AM the Random Idiot • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 26 Aug 2005 • 8 Chapters • 14,280 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    ON HIATUS. AU Written preHBP. With Lord Voldemort busy with...other things, is it possible for Harry to have a normal 6th year? ...Probably not. A new guidance counselor, a mysterious stalker, and a pinball machine all make this year the zaniest yet!

  • Drowning Lessons

    By i AM the Random Idiot • Updated: 23 Jul 2007 • Published: 23 Jul 2007 • 551 words • 0 followers • Romance/Tragedy • Severus S., Lily Evans P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    [SPOILERS. I’M SERIOUS. I’M REALLY SERIOUS.] It amazes you that you couldn’t even hear your own heart break. SnapeLily.

  • Ode to Hogwarts

    By i AM the Random Idiot • Updated: 19 Aug 2005 • Published: 19 Aug 2005 • 1,948 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Songfic sorta OneShot possibly more. This is what happens when an insane person listens to Weird Al and eats too much sugar. Spoof of Weird Al's Albuquerque. Kplus to be safe.