Somewhere in Grimmauld Place lies a yearning heart beating beneath a tonguetied exterior. Two seasoned men of the world take matters in hand. Features matchmaker Sirius, pawn Remus, bewildered Charlie, irked Tonks. Two of them pair up. I'll say no more!

Series of naughty daydreams, very short fics, written for laughs. The latest is Neville and Luna. But there's also Sirius Black, Remus, and Tonks in there. More planned. Please review and request your favorite pairing. RLNT, SBOC, NLLL.

A series of very short pieces charting the course of my favorite relationship: Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. Some chapters fluffy, some angsty, all following roughly the same structure. RLNT

Chef Sirius cooks up trouble for Remus and Tonks at Maison Black. Or perhaps he's simply being helpful? Rated for safety, just language and some sexual innuendo. Angst, romance, humor. Could be depressing. Not fluff. Sorry. RLNT

ONESHOT. The morning after their first night together, his needs collide with her schedule. Remus begs Tonks for mercy. Perhaps these two aren't the world's most compatible couple? Rated for language, sexual innuendo, implied sex, jelly doughnuts. RLNT

Remus and Tonks, married and with newborn baby Teddy. This change in his circumstances leads Remus to recognize and reflect on a new kind of love. Slightly updated for DH. RLNT