A bitter but ambitious young orphan tries to improve his standing with an outlaw gang. Originally published for a challenge called Outlaw Olympics.

This tale occurs a bit more than two years after the pilot. It is off to the side of the chapters, but concerned with the story of my Hannibal Heyes Goes to New York, which comes after Not Again! Mr. Quaid's story originally appeared for the challenge What's in a Name? Keep an eye on Two Sheepskins and a Star!