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  • The House elves song

    A short Poem created by house elves. Not as silly as my other one.

  • A New Weapon

    This is a stupid little humour story based on the Marauders. Enjoy

  • House Elves: A Parody

    Poem. To be sung to the tune of Hi Ho from Snow White. Its about house elves

  • Night of the Phoenix

    When a virus hits Hogwarts a lot of students are hit with life threating illness. The only cure is Phoenix tears. But Fawkes has gone missing. and guess who has to track him down

  • Christmas at Hogwarts

    a cheesy HP poem! based around christmas!

  • The Armadillo March

    an experiment of Fred and Georges goes wrong. the result: large amounts of armadillos around Hogwarts.

  • Quidditch

    a short poem about quidditch. enjoy!

  • Weasley Wizarding Wheezes

    Hermione Tests Fred and Georges 30 minute daydreams. Some light traces of Yaoi. very strange. a very short short story!

  • Rons Driving Test

    Ron has to pass a driving test to aquire a licence to drive the flying Ford Anglia

  • The Case of the Eggs

    An HP poem. about moaning myrtle cooking eggs. rather crazy.

  • Chicken Races

    Malfoy and friends behead some chickens to see which one runs around longest. kind of twisted Short Story.

  • Jewellery

    Harry, Hermione and Ron start a conversation about turning dead relatives into stones. Short Story

  • A Sinister Message

    Harry Potter is back at Hogwarts, and someone is leaving messages for him. Is it some kind of twisted joke, or is someone really out to get him?

  • Owl Post

    The entire school suddenly starts recieving strange gifts from the owl post. the question is, whos sending them? A short humour story