After countless years of wondering about the fate of her friends in solitude, Hermione embarks on a quest through the physical Afterlife and through her own memories. What she finds is omething she never expected... RHrness included.

The Wedgie Machine..." Tumbledore murmured, "Is an ancient torture device... and in the hands of someone like Puppymort, we are all in grave danger..." Parodies, Crack, Dresses, Stalkers and Cracks on Slash... all here in The Curse of tge Wedgie Machine!

Draco writes his thoughts to Hermione after the end of their relationship... G... (it's too short to be rated otherwise!)

One-Shot. When Hermione finds herself staring at Ron, things turn upside down... literally.

Ron and Hermione discuss Ron's plans after Hogwarts, short, one shot

Sequel to 'Nothings Ever Over' Harry's dead, Hermione debates over going back for all she has left...

A short, HP themed nonsense poem I wrote for a FF challenge, warning, it's stupid!

Ron lost her. And now that she's all he has left, can he get her back? Pure crap. Harry dies.

One shot, really short, follows an argument between Ron and Hermione, RR!

Hermione won't give Ron any straight answers... One-Shot, cute, plotless fluff! Written in about ten minutes… enjoy!

Ron and Hermione debate over whether or not Ron can be serious, one shot

If irony is the word for things that are funny but shouldn’t be, then practically my whole life is ironic. And Harry’s whole death was ironic. Well, his funeral anyway.