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Draco Cake

  • When They Were Children

    By Draco Cake • Updated: 18 Apr 2012 • Published: 1 Aug 2011 • 3 Chapters • 3,004 words • 0 followers • Humor/Family • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    ...they were absolute terrors. A collections of stories featuring the childhood adventures of different characters from J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter universe.

  • Dear Diary of Doom and Dread,

    By Draco Cake • Updated: 7 Mar 2012 • Published: 16 Oct 2011 • 3 Chapters • 3,397 words • 0 followers • Crime/Parody • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    The diary the most feared Dark Wizard of recent times. It's exactly what it sounds like. Pure crack.

  • Fall of the Dementors

    By Draco Cake • Updated: 22 Nov 2011 • Published: 22 Nov 2011 • 1,929 words • 0 followers • Severus S. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    In which Voldemort borrows heavily from Lord of the Rings, Harry chills out, and Dumbledore debuts his nickname. Oh, and the Dementors are destroyed. Crack. Pure and utter crack, with a side-helping of making-fun-of-fanfics. Enjoy.

  • Lily's Scream

    By Draco Cake • Updated: 15 Nov 2011 • Published: 15 Nov 2011 • 1,391 words • 0 followers • Family/Tragedy • Lily Evans P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    It's Halloween, 1981. Lily Potter is about to die.

  • Hug a Slytherin Day

    By Draco Cake • Updated: 28 Jun 2011 • Published: 28 Jun 2011 • 1,465 words • 0 followers • Humor/Friendship • Lavender B., Parvati P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Fred and George decide to promote inter-House unity. The results, as seen through Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil's eyes, are hilarious.

  • If Hermione had not tightly knotted her limbs

    By Draco Cake • Updated: 28 Jun 2011 • Published: 28 Jun 2011 • 682 words • 0 followers • Romance/Parody • Hermione G., Ron W. • Rating: T • Completed

    ...what would have happened? Contains extreme OOCness. This story is crack and not to be taken seriously at all.