After the puppeteers are done with them Ron Weasley, his friends, his family, his enemies and people he merely remembers end up in a bar called Geppetto's. Can they ever get out, and has Snape already done so? Warning: Language and meta, way meta

Minerva McGonagall doubts the Headmaster's judgement and sanity when he informs her of his appointment of Severus Snape to the position of Potion's Master and Head of Slytherin. Or she would if she thought he had any when it came to running her school. Sequel to 'Courtship', can be read seperately

When you doubt the Dark Lord you are alone, even with those who share those doubts.

Scott Wood, assistant coach to the English national Quidditch team, scouts the Gryffindor vs Slytherin game in the spring of 1978

1981 four seventh year Slytherin girls discuss what the future holds for them and whether there is something more than marrying a wealthy pureblood and having his children. Chapter 2 1998 second verse same as the first

The Sorting Hats thoughts as she changes the Sorting through the years.

Severus Snape evaluates his OWLS results and contemplates his roommates, his mother, Lily Evans, his teachers and why Bertram Aubrey doesn't count. No pairings.

Mulciber - he specialized in the Imperius Curse, forced countless people to do horrible things! Rated M for horrible things, including non-con.

Stuck raising her sister's child Petunia Dursley reaches out to the only wizard she knows in hopes of getting rid of him. No pairings. Read and Review. Oneshot

Lily Potter discovers that to make two-hour Poly-Juice you need bicorn horn, boomslang skin and betrayal. Read and Review. Oneshot

A rather awkward meeting between the head of the Order of the Phoenix and his most valuable spy unexpectedly becomes a job interview. No pairings. Oneshot, seqeulish 'Voldemort Wants You to Eat Your Vegetables' now up

A Pansy Parkinson Story, written in the form of a college ap essay

Voldemort is defeated. Draco Malfoy is miserable and on the run. Could time travel rectify this situation? Or only make it worse? And what is it with the dancing already? abandoned

Another Werewolf registry drabble, still not sure how counts words, this one scabbers era and not funny, but good none-the-less

Werewolf Registry drabble entry that everyone says is absolutely hilarious. 100 words double checked, ffs counter off Remus POV

reads: The Charter of the Board of Governors of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Written in legalese, elaborates the powers and composition of the body that removed Dumbledore in the Chamber of Secrets

*CHAPTER 1* Snape and Pettigrew are stuck in detention, *CHAPTER 2* A rat and a snake walk into a bar *CHAPTER 3* Said snake and said rat are back again, but who can they trust. Not slash, rather what might happen if they talked to eachother

A filk to West Side Story's 'Gee, Officer Krupke' starring Draco, Gregory, Vincent, Blaise and Pansy with a guest appearance by Mad-Eye Moody and imitations of Snape and Trelawny. We ain't no death eaters, we're misunderstood.

MWPP; At the beginning of the marauders' second year Sirius has developed an obsession for a new wizarding comic book that not all his friends like. r/r

Snape's first year with a macabre sense of humor, Voldemort's table manners, the marauders underwear, a sorting and many more interesting things *chapter seven up* r/r GoF era written, AU post OOTP, abandoned