Chuck Norris jokes are so before that one time Neville cut off Nagini's head. Summoning amusement from the web and various sources, I bring you the bad assery of the one, the only: Neville Longbottom.

Revenge is best served cold. With sex on the line and the humiliation of Harry Potter in the air, Draco extends his services to Ginny in an effort to please himself and the spitfire redhead.

A series of short, humorous letters from pissed off characters to fanfic writers.

After the war is over the students are allowed back into Hogwarts to get their belongings. Draco stumbles across a box of memories from the past few months with Ginny and can't forget what he knows she'll never remember.