“Malfoy...I'm warning you!” “Oh, WOW, VERY scary Granger. What did you do take lessons from my father?” DM/HG
Well, for all those who bet their life savings on this being the case, sadly they have lost everything. Don't get me started on those who bet their lives.
HELP DRAMIONE FANS!
“Oh. Dear. Merlin's. Pants! My EYES THEY BURN! This is worse than that time I caught Harry and Luna at it on their kitchen sink...and you two wonder why I bring my own food when we have dinner at their house!” DM/HG & BZ/GW
“Look if this is about who broke your 'World's Smartest Witch' mug, I swear on Potter's nine lives it was Weas-” DM/HG