Young Dumbledore avoids Divination. Involves charmed goats, Nicholas Flamel's camera, a Jewish wizarding school, an alluring Hufflepuff, and a number of 19th century Muggle philosophers and literary theorists. Now slightly AU lighter and happier than DH.

...one Squib, to be exact. Argus Filch, dissatisfied with his appearance and himself, decides to live his dream working in a Polyjuice brothel. In a place where you never know the true identity of your client, who knows who you might wake up next to?

Short drabbles on the myriad ways being a metamorphmagus can seriously trouble one's husband or thrill one's cousin... and the ways Polyjuice and invisibility cloaks can complicate life...

Subtle Deathly Hallows spoilers As Tonks waits for Lupin's return, she ponders such things as the STDlike nature of lycanthropy, the similarities between Greyback and Michael Jackson, and neon orange fetuses. Strong T rating for mature themes.

Oneshot. A response to the immensely convoluted plot of the final book, which gives Harry very little opportunity to demonstrate... that Gryffindor intelligence. Watch, and be amazed.