Sometimes a bad idea is just that...a bad idea. Even when you take precautions. Which is how Luke, Mara, and Leia end up back in time...and a new Sith Triumvirate emerges into the Clone Wars. Much hair-pulling ensues, on all sides.

"Master of Death" is more than just a title, but not in the way you think. Time travel. But also not in the way you think. We're not in Hogwarts anymore...but we're headed there once again. After the war...and somehow also before it. And it is now that Harry Potter must make his own Fate. Up for Adoption.

The first time Mace Windu meets Qui-Gon Jinn, he gets his ass handed to him. From then on, a one-sided enmity is born, and Mace goes the rest of his life asking one question and doing whatever the opposite of the answer is: what would Jinn do? Mace trains Depa Billaba and Obi-Wan Kenobi, makes friends with Dooku, and generally does everything he can to kark Qui-Gon over.

Exactly what it says on the tin: sea shanties rewritten with Star Wars lyrics. Includes such classics as "Dunes of Tatooine", "Bail Organa", "Roll, Executor", "Leave Her, Djarin, Leave Her", and "Rolling Down to Sundari". Well, eventually anyways.

"Marriage is a long business." Even longer when you're already planning it out at thirteen. Why, exactly, is Tracey Davis doing that very thing? Why, as a birthday present for her girlfriend Daphne, who's had the biggest crush on Harry Potter since forever, of course! And she has the perfect plan to drive him straight into Daphne's arms.

Harry Potter is a freak. He has always been a freak, and he will always be a freak. Harry Potter, in a world he knows he does not belong in, and his desperate attempt to either escape it or end it.