After the Titan War, Nico di Angelo was ready to enjoy a normal year at Hogwarts. He should've known that life at Hogwarts would never be normal. Artemis Fowl had spent an entire summer free of plotting and scheming . He was anxious to put his brains to good use once more. His wish came true in the worst way possible. Can the school survive Artemis and Nico's 2nd year at Hogwarts?

15 year old Artemis Fowl II has spent his whole life in a tower, not that he particularly minds. He's perfectly happy exactly where he is, thank you. But when a strange woman who claims to be a Captain in the King's Army climbs into his bedroom, he's forced to reconsider everything he's ever known...Oh well, at least he'll finally get to see those lanterns. NOT HOLLEMIS! TANGLED AU

What if Hades hadn't been able to save Bianca from Zeus' lightning bolt? What if Nico had grown up in the Underworld? What if he had been forced to join the Hunters of Artemis to make sure that he wouldn't be the child of the prophecy? Nico di Angelo, child of Hades and Hunter of Artemis is Alive and Kicking in the 21st century.

Part 2 and a half of An Unlikely Duo. A series of oneshots that answer the question 'What happened' in unexplained moments that are referenced in the 'Unlikely Duo' series.