The G-Wing boys, Hilde, and Relena play D&D...and Duo just has to be "That Bard". [Note: This is CRACK.]
"Can you drown someone in pudding?" "Technically, that may count more as 'suffocation', but it could be completely plausible." Or...Stiles is Peter's favorite for a reason. Everyone else wishes otherwise. Note: Everyone (minus a few) lives!
"That moment, staring at my brother and my father, I had my next thought: I will save you." Or...Backs are against the wall, and there is only one option left.