Mystical creatures and hellish infernos aren't my cup of tea. Sprinkle in an odd-spoken detective, enraged horde of bird pokemon, and a trip to Death's door with one wrong move, and perhaps you too may realize the world of Pokemon is no place for the mundane man such as myself. What's that? Become a trainer? Not a chance. I'm returning to my home, by any means I can. (OC-Insert)