George decides to test a newlywed-esque game for his shop to the group. Hermione and Draco, being the only two single players get partnered up each month that the group plays.

Hermione finds herself stuck once again under the Ministry's thumb. This time in the making of a cruel and unusual law. They have required her to marry the one person in this world she can't stand, Draco Malfoy. They are forced to not only have children together, but are also required to do couple things, such as purchasing a house, and go to couple events. Will she ever survive?

Head Girl Hermione is afraid of thunderstorms and Head Boy Draco helps keep her company. Late night confessions occur as the night goes on.

Heading back to Hogwarts for his 7th year, Draco Malfoy is given a very interesting deal from Hermione Granger. Will he take her up on it? What will it cost him? What will it cost her?