"Hurry up and run, you blundering fool!" The Marauders know the school like the back of their hands, but they don't always get away with roaming the school at night. When a failed prank attempt has them running from Filch, the Marauders' knowledge of the school is put to the test as they try to out maneuver the caretaker who knows every passage in the school. Can they do it?

"Why, James, why?" It's no wonder that the Marauders didn't successfully become Animagi on their first try. So when a half-transformed James Potter runs into a mischievous Lily Evans, things get a little... weird. Or, at least, colorful. How ever will the Marauders get themselves out of this one, without tipping any teachers off, being seen by students, or spoiling Remus' surprise?