Once upon a time - no lets cut that. This is a Mary-Sue parody. So what happens when Grazyna Arcatrude-Pandouffle arrives? Sex? Lies? Tampons? I don't know - read to find out!

I'M BACK! CHAPTER NINE FINALLY! Our darling Marauders break out into song, as you do in Hogwarts. But why are they? Who is behind it! Can we hear more! A bit slashy, I couldn't help it! MWPP! rr!

Thirty-Five years old, childless and stuck in a dead end marriage to a dentist. When Hermione meets a stranger her life takes a sudden change. For better or for worse?

CHAPTER TEN! It's the night after the incident in the Department of Mysteries. Remus trails of to Grimmauld Place where he was staying with Sirius. What awaits him now that his faithful friend is gone? COMPLETE!

That fateful night in 1981. A night no one is likely to forget. Lily and James Potter were cooing over each other and their baby, but little did they know, that they were about to be betrayed. r/r!

What happens after Lily Evans finally stops playing mind games with James? Why is Sirius naked with two others? Who oh why am I hyper?! Read to find out! r/r!

Hermione arrives at the Weasleys house. Her parents aren't that fond of Hermione. But who is Hermione fond of? r/r please!!

I'm back! Its that fateful summer of 1995, y'know THAT summer, the GoF summer. Harry is not quite well in the head, whereas Hermione lets you in on a secret. r/r!

It's the Goblet of Fire in Hermione's eyes.

Harry is about to change his life for the better. The metaphor ends, its a story of courage and bravery now r/r

Ron and Hermione's relatinoship is drifting apart, but will Ron overcome his stubborness and reilise the baby is part of him aswell? Want to find out then read then! *_~

Ginny is no longer that little girl who fancies Harry Potter, not at all! She has a new lad to keep her day dreaming... r/r! Love you all! *_**

It all comes out and Hermione gets confused! r/r *_* thank you sooo much for the reviews! Love you all!!! *_*

I'm back, and this is the last chapter, which is weird (arnt we all) it's taken me ages to get back from my holiday and from writers block! Thank you for reviewing!! Love you all!!

Once again, I've gone deep, again with Hermione ^_^ but she is reflecting on Eloise Midgeon, that spotty girl, no one talks or writes about, so this is original :-) R/R!

Hermione's childhood is somewhat cruel to our small genius. Big London Primary school in Peckham, bullies everywhere. Hermione refelcts on her life as a ten year old. r/r please :)

Well, thought this up in a maths exam. So, what if they were really alive. This is what it'd be like. r/r please! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! (c=

It's moments before the Graduation Ball.... This is my first ficcie, so dont flame! MERRY CHRISTMAS